Cake and Eat it too

“I want my cake and eat it too/also”.

Cake is perishable, so if you have your cake, rejoice. Eat your cake, leaves nothing.

If, it isn’t gone already? Should someone else find it!

While the fantasy sounds good, it is fleeting.

But if you come close, remember; “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!”.

Cake and Eat it too

When a person mistakenly wishes and uses this to get both or all of what they want. When used negatively to express the impossibility is better usage.

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Swiss Cake Roll

Covering of your penis in fecal matter and having same or opposite sex suck you off.

James asked jenny to try his swiss cake roll.

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cake-eater

a adolesant who often idulges in cake

that kid is a fucken cake eater

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sewer cake

a cake that only totally awesome people can utter the name of without imploding like an ugly scatman.

Who wants some sewer cake!

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Greensburg Funnel Cake

The blowing out of powdered sugar from one's butt onto another one they're trying to impress. A very backwards way of showing someone you'd like to date them.

"Dude... did you see him give her the Greensburg Funnel Cake?"

"Ya... he must really like her..."

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alabama fish cake

A vagina that smells like fish and looks like it's held a potato and raw egg

Eww, that's woman's vag has been Alabama fish caked!

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father cummy cake

When a person eats a cake and gets white stuff around their mouth. During awkward situations you call them Father cummy cake. Usually said to females :)

-father eats a cake and gets frosting on his mouth-
HEY! father cummy cake!

Hey you!
No its FATHER CUMMY CAKE!

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