Anarchy in the U.K.
(Only fkn homo wanna-be punks say it)
That dude: 'Fkn NRK N UK!'
Me: 'Fuck off!' -Beats the shit out of That Dude-
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a genre of music that i think has died and looking back in 20 years none of bands wil be remembered because most suck. When people list good rock bands its seems 80 percent are from over 20 years ago.
Nas is high hip hop aint dead rock n roll is.
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This constitutes last minute frenzied shopping. To cope with the previous statement, alcohol is introduced to alieviate stress and inhibit relenting feelings to dish out large sums of cash for gifts. Include buddies.
1. โWell, the gift seemed like a good idea at the time.โ
2. "You bought your mom racy lingerie? The hell were you thinking?" Uh...dunno, booze-n-shop?
3. "Whoop whoop! It's the third annual baby!!"
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A dinner consisting of sliders and Champagne.
After the concert we enjoyed a sip 'n slide.
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The n-word police are the greatest kind of police. We are the strongest kind of people and we stand for no racism. Anyone who says the n-word and is not black will be unwillingly and painfully circumcised. You have been warned.
White person: n*gga
N-word police: *puts white person in van* get ready to loose ya pee pee
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