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blubber bean

when a "fart" runs up the anterior side of the body (instead of posterior), trapping the toxic gas in the scrotum...causing the male genitals to inflate like a balloon, and causing extreme disgust/discomfort.

While lying on your sofa you let out ablubber bean...disgusted with yourself you lay motionless, hoping that nobody would notice the look of shame on your face or smell the horror that lurked inside your pants.

by johnny rutenmiezer February 6, 2011


Bean stick

Another phrase for a dab pen

Bro: hey man, you got the bean stick?
Bro 2: yeah I gotchu, this pen hits hard

by Coochie man 2 January 1, 2021


Bean squat

Very little; negligible

The experienced nurses commented that new orderly at the nursing home didn't know "bean squat" about working with alzheimer patients.

by MTPackerBacker March 11, 2016


Bean Man Hater

Anyone who is a hater of the infamous Gerrad Gayton. This child often comes across as arrogant, stuck-up, childish, anal retentive.

He is commonly known as Beany, due to his string-bean appearance. He has accrued other names however, such as Toucan Sam, due to his largely hideous nose. This has led to his depiction as a bird.

Bloke 1: Fuck, its Beany!
Bloke 2: HEY BEANY!

*evil stare*

Bloke 1: I think he heard you!
Bloke 2: Good, i hate the kid!

Bean Man: Awwwhhh, did you know Bowling has been included in the Olympic Games?

Bloke 1: Fuck Off Beany, go back to your perch!

Bloke 1: Hey man, are you a Bean Man Hater?
Bloke 2: Ahhh hell yer, that kid is so annoying!

by breddles September 15, 2008


Grandpa Bean

A very old mexican man.

Bill isn't that the sweaty grandpa bean we saw jogging the other day.

by Brad Dunlap January 22, 2009

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Beaning

2021 tiktok trend where british people would go to other people's doorsteps and pour canned beans to mildly inconvenience them

You two are banned from going to the store since you want to waste my money and go beaning other people's doorsteps.

by Ass E. Beater March 24, 2022


beaning

two beans being beans together

"you are my favourite bean"

"and you are my lil smol bean"
"we are beaning together"

by poffelcopter June 10, 2017