Dam guys I need to do some low altitude bombing is the bathroom clean cuz it wont be.
The cocktail created by taking an empty shot glass and dropping it into your (mostly) full glass of water.
"Dude! After doing our shots of Jager last night, Jeff and I did some Mormon Car Bombs! They were killer!"
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The act of convincing men on any dating app to send a picture of their penis to someone else's phone as a practical joke. This is best done when MANY dick pics are sent to the same unsuspecting recipient in a short period of time.
Brad: Why did I just get dick pics from twenty different phone numbers in the past hour? ITS A CONSPIRACY.
Me: Nah dude! I think someone just Tinder Dick Bombed you. It was probably your Ex getting revenge.
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A skittle shot dropped into half a can of red bull.
All the girls ordered skittle bombs while the guys did jaegerbombs.
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When one has diarrhea so bad that when they attempt to sit on a toilet, the pressure in the abdominal cavity builds, forcing excrement out of there anus earlier than they wish, leaving a trail of it high above they water level as they are sitting down. In extreme cases, the back of the toilet seat will also be affected.
Hell no... someone had just got done carpet bombing it! It was fucking disgusting; it was even on the back of the toilet seat!
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When someone who at some point has been or worked as a trader in the financial markets finds any excuse to mention it or bring it up in conversation, be it relevant or not.
"Speaking as an ex-Trader...."
"When I was a Trader...."
"If I was still Trading...."
All of the above are T bombs.
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Taking a shit usually one of great magnitude which has been held in for several hours
me: "Hey im about to go drop a t-bomb on Mr. Crapper"
friend: "Okay, but you better shut the door to control the blast!"
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