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the act of farting into a turkey baster and then proceeding to squeeze that said fart into an unsuspecting persons
Steve: Last thanksgiving my father prepared the turkey. While I was making the stuffing my father perfomed a butter cup blaster on me, which unfortunately led to my demise.
Andy: Sucks to be you man.
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The act of laying on a recliner with your legs spread wide apart. Then dig your hand into a container of peanut butter. Spread that handful all over your scotum covering the entire base. It is also a good idea to put some on the tip of your dick. Then call your dag and or cat in and let them lick it off your scrotum.
Joao grabbed the Jiff peanut butter and loudly proclaimed so his dog could hear "Its peanut butter time."
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Referring to someone's large biceps and chest muscles. People with these like to show off as often as possible. If there an opportunity to show off their muscles, they will embrace that opportunity. In this instance, some one has dry toast. A muscular person grabs a butter knife and subsequently offers to butter someone's toast in effect flexing while doing so. Use as toast, referring to someone's bug muscles.
Good morning Ma'am, can I butter your toast?
Goodness. look at the Toast on that guy.
Toast
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"you want a pb&j?"
"naw throw some
PICKLE on a bun fucker with sum mutha Fukin peanut buttah! Make a Peanutbutter pickle dog !"
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The term used to convey, " A BJ?" over text without actually sending the words: " Do you want a BJ?"
Best used for lovers who are sexting in secret, and afraid to be caught should someone find their phones.
Gurl Texting: Do you want an almond butter and jam sandwich later?
Guy: Hells yeah.
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"The Act of a woman taking a dump while on her period wearing a tampon"
"Honey!" "i just made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich between my legs!"
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A food preferred by blacks. Chicken skin is saved and usually fried, where it is then wrapped around a stick of butter and consumed.
That fat nigger Tyrone ate six chicken skin butter wraps. What a tub o' black lard!
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