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when a male ruts himself against an object, the said object will have his "dick germs". advised not to have any kind of physical contact with infected area.
.. : why're you running rounds just because someone's chasing you with a broomstick ?
.. : that broom is infested with dick germs !!
A dick that looks like a potato
Honey last night your dick potato was so hard and juicy.
A pair of pants that are so tight one can see the outline of the penis inside the pants.
"Mike, why are you wearing those dick pants? It doesn't look too great with your schmedium shirt".
Someone with a massive elongated clit (i.e. they consider themselves a male but in reality figuratively have a pussy).
Your pussy is bigger than your dick, you dick twat.
What your head is when your sucking my cock
Damn she’s been on his dick all night
5👍 7👎
Someone who's not attractive, possibly even overweight, but thinks overly highly of themselves, never forgets a thing they've done for someone to hold it over their head for the rest of their lives, thinks they're way better than everyone, but really they're sad and lonely on the inside because nobody likes them because of their self righteous attitude and they're a dick to literally almost everyone
Bill treats people like crap and is a dick to everyone because he thinks he is better than everyone else, even though he is very unattractive.
Don't be a dick heffa like Bill.
Nobody likes a dick heffa.
He who commands penis wherever he goes. Lord of all that is phallic.
See: Gerard Way
"Yeah man, I saw a concert last night. The frontman was like, King of the Dicks."
"Oh, MCR huh?"