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john wayne gacy

John Wayne Gacy was a very sick individual who murdered 33 people- ages range from 9-27. He buries 27 out of the 30 under his house. He Also dressed up as a clown. That is how he lured little kids into his possession. He would coax and sometimes force co-workers in his house, cuff them to the bed, and suffocate them with their own underwear. He would then commit some necrophelia stuff on them, and then prry them in his crawl space. Kind of creepy.

quote from him: "I should have been convicted for anything more seriosu than running a cemetery without a license."- John Wayne Gacy

by Sean Rayburn May 3, 2005

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The John F Kennedy

when one guy is fucking a chick and his buddy is hiding in the closet jacking off when the fuckee is about to come he puts the girl on her knees and the buddy sneaks out of the closet and they both shoot a load on her and the buddy sneaks back into hiding. Thus creating a two shooter theory.

me and carl fucking did the john f kennedy to linda.

by cheeinst August 8, 2008

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John Gotti Agnello

The hottest,middle child, and shortest of the three "Hotti Gotti"s. His older bro Carmine and younger bro Frankie are the same height(6'0").

John Gotti Agnello is hott but drives an even hotter car.

by U Know You Want Me February 13, 2005

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John's river face

To go down on a woman. Imagine a normal guy,(John), leaning towards a river and splashing water on his face with both hands as if to cool off from the heat while shaking his head back and forth and maintaining a displeased look on his face.
See also: muddy river face.

That Bitch is begging for john's river face.

by director of pimperations July 17, 2014

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John Wayne hemorrhoids

The sound of large amounts of change banging against one's leg whilst wearing loose trousers. So named because of the similarity with the sound of cowboy boot spurs.

"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a ยฃ20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."

by Skinbro July 23, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Robin

A huge fucking asshole. The worst brother ever. Piece of shit.

Tim: Stop being such a John Robin!

by trspitfire93 February 20, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Long Johns

Silver Slim rolling papers, coming from:
Long Silvers Slims,
Long John Silver,
Long Johns
esp. for use with rolling a mixture of tobacco and marijuana

You got and Long Johns left? I really need a joint

by Cembin August 30, 2008

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