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Hollister Life Crisis

A type of mid-life crisis where persons over the age of 18, but usually in their mid-20s to early-30s, start to freak out that they are aging and not getting any younger, so they compensate by wearing Hollister Co. clothing. Bear in mind that Hollister Co., by the company's own definition, sells apparel targeted to the 14 to 18 year old age demographic. So when you see that creepy 27 year old guy walking in the mall wearing a Hollister Co. t-shirt, try not to laugh too hard. He's just having a Hollister Life Crisis.

Mike had just turned 25 years old and started freaking out that he was no longer "young and hip" like the teenyboppers. He felt if he wore some clothing like the kind his 15 year old little brother wore, he could recapture some of his youth. So he went to Hollister Co. and bought some new outfits for himself. He thought he was cool, but most of the high school kids thought he was a creepy old dude trying to act young. He was having a Hollister Life Crisis.

by D.L. Crosse November 14, 2007

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by SlimyKlerburt July 26, 2020


razz way of life

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Call my life

To have an explosion of cum.

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Long distance life

A term to collectively describe the friends, family and other social networks that live far enough away from you that you're limited to communicating through phone calls, sms, AIM, facebook, etc.

I've been doing a bad job at living my long distance life lately, I haven't talked to my old college buddies for three weeks.

by Ebonyks July 6, 2010


Retire From Life

To give up on life and bring it to an end (suicide).

“Man, I don’t know if living is worth it, I’ll just retire from life and end it all...”

by Turtle Words January 28, 2021


got life dicked

Got it made!

That girl got everything; a cool apt, new car, trust fund and works for her dad! She's got life dicked!

by JI mom February 22, 2018