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Me: Oh yeah I like Your City Gave Me Asthma
My friend: Are you ok?
This is the act when a man is receiving oral sex from a lady friend and he cums in her mouth. After doing this he holds her mouth shut, while simultaneously tickling her nose with a feather, making her sneeze his load out of her nose.
"Dude, Heather took my load last night, and I tried the Sin City Snot Rocket on her. She blew it all over my nightstand!"
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During sex one partner defecates on a woman's anus and then uses an object, generally a dildo, to force the feces into her anus. Usually accompanied by the shouting of misogynistic slogans.
"Dude, I just gave my girlfriend a Kansas City Chimney Sweep
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The C.U.L.T.
Affected by the disease of ease, poisoned by the deterioration of all the man-made materials they've chosen to surround themselves with, these zombie-like creatures that are incapable of naturally providing for themselves seek to lay all their problems at the feet of big-daddy-government to be "taken care of".
They've been fully propagandized by the government, it's big tech media arm, and the ever broadening promises from their authoritarian liberal "leaders" of "freeshit" (especially those Biden supplied free crack pipes)
Typical example of how their manufactured-rage filled, smooth brains work - "I don't need truckers, I get my food at the grocery store!"
The City/Urban Liberal Types (CULT) have no idea how to actually survive, and are in some serious deep shit when the solar flare hits.
The CULTs have no business pushing the authoritarian bullshit on real people who make the world go round.
Gay Porn. This was the first in a trilogy of The El Paso Wrecking Corporation and L.A. Tool and Die.
Willy: Let's turn off this project runway soft core and pop in the Kansas City Trucking Company!
Spencer: I'll get the fried chicken
Willy: Spencer you're such a black fag
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A person who grew up on the mean streets of Ybor City in the 1940's and 1950's who caused trouble around the neighborhood, commonly known nowadays as a hooligan. This person, in his teen years, enjoyed wearing white t-shirts all the time with the sleeves rolled up. He went through his teens and 20's, basking in the light of his self-proclaimed Elvis look alike image, although who would really want to brag about resembling a rock and roll star who had overgrown sideburns, was hooked on drugs, and died of an overdose. this person ends up joining the army, gets stationed in Germany, and meets the local flan, jager, and beer hoarder. He ends up kidnapping the Nazi lover back to the US where he, still to this day, enslaves her. They end up married, have a daughter and an absolutely awesome son...despite his flaws. These days, this "cool kitty from Ybor City", is not so cool anymore. He tells bad jokes, thinks he knows everything, and hates Robin Williams, although he is a closet metro sexual. In closing and despite all his flaws, he is still the best father someone could ask for.
I am a cool kitty from Ybor City
“we only do big city slams out here” or “i scored a big city slam last night”
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