A thing you can call people when they don't listen to you. I made the meaning but the word was there already.
Chicken Potato!
Any form of potato cut in sticks.
Carissa: Man I need some potato fries
Amy: POTATo FRrieS???
A phrase used when feeling both annoyed and upset.
Person 1: This guy is targeting me specifically.
Person 2: Leave the game then.
Person 1: Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes.
A disease where your head looks like a potato
Boy 1: Joseph’s head looks like a potato. Boy 2: He probably has potato-idis.
When adding a product worth less than $2.99 makes your overall Amazon order cheaper.
Amazon has a $25 minimum for free overnight shipping — otherwise you have to pay $2.99 to get it shipped overnight. So if your subtotal is $22.01 - $24.99, you can add something cheap (such as a single potato) to push your cart over the limit and get it all for less than you'd have to pay with the overnight shipping fee.
I needed my order fast and didn’t want to pay $2.99 for overnight shipping, so I added a $0.69 potato to my cart. That Potato Discount saved me $2.56!
Someone who plays with their smartphone or other touchscreen (game player) and does not get much exercise.
My friends are always taking selfies, googling and becoming touch potatoes planted in fast food restaurant tables.