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When someone behaves in a way so as to think that you are stupid, when really you are the one playing them.
When the little man drank the poisoned wine in "Princess Bride," Wesley sucked his man boobs clean of fat and milk.
Don't jump to conclusions, or let's not start celebrating yet. Cautious and borderline pessimistic optimism.
Similar: don't count your chickens before they hatch
Variant: "Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."
"I just got a letter that said I won a sweepstakes, but let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."
"I just bought PAX tickets on eBay, but the seller had a picture of himself with a neckbeard, so let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet."
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you suck my cock on december 21st
dude its suck my cock day
holy shit yeah we gotta suck his cock
suck my cock day (december 21st)
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When a man is doing less than the bare minimum so you have to step in and do all the work or else it will never get done
Abby: Are you going to do any more for this group project?
Matt: I already wrote the intro and I’m busy this week
Abby: Sometimes ya gotta suck ya own tiddies
The word you say to get a black girl to beat you and fuck you
"AYE Fucking nigga ass bitch suck my dick"
"What?"
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Suck that one 5'5 guy who you brought to the mall dick
"Bro its National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day and I'm 5'5 at the mall!"
violently gargles on his dick
When you get so high during sex and her papa's name is Ricky
Literally nobody:
Me: Suck my small pee and call me Ricky