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bag-o-douche

Verb/ bag-o-douched

1.To put a gay man in a bag.

2.To strangle someone gay with a bag that has a douche in it.

1.That guy just got bag-o-douched

2.Guy1:"Did you just see dat nigga bag-o-douche that motha honkey!?"
Guy2:"Helllz yhea! Now he's gota go wipe the blood off his face!"

by Dillon Hurd, Andy Weber March 22, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


pansy ass douche face

also known as PADF

1. a person who cannot handle the most minor circumstances without getting their panties all in a bunch

2. someone who cannot help but act like a douche when it comes to dealing with small problems

1. He's mad at me for no reason. why is he acting like a pansy ass douche face?

by m-cherry February 8, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


[douche bag]

a whore who lives in st pete fl named tabitha mancinelli...

or some one who is 2 faced and fucked up

GOD YOU SUCH A ...DOUCHE BAG

by an anonymous bitch October 4, 2008

1๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Front Bumper Douche Master

To think you have a monopoly on all knowledge and wisdom in any one subject (e.g. golfing) but in all reality you are either:

1. Brand new at it yourself
2. Have no experience with the subject matter personally
3. Are a total tool who should not be giving anybody advice but to compensate you just quote philosophers and smart people to try and make yourself sound smart.

"Wow, Jerad keeps giving everyone 'expert' advice on how to manage a retreat but he just got the 'Retreat Manager' job one year ago! What a total front bumper douche master!"

"Brody is a total front bumper douche master. He keeps telling us how to do our jobs but he sucks at his!"

front bumper douche master

by Mr. BigStuff February 5, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Douche bag double down

The point at which a known and confirmed douche bag commits an act so douchy that it doubles the d-bags status, thus 'doubling down'.

I thought Steve was a douche after he $4000 chrome rims on his Hyundai Accent. But, it was a douche bag double down when he got that tramp stamp.

by mondoSugundo December 3, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass scented douche bag

figurativly : asshole
literally: an object used to clean ones vagina, only reaking of ass instead of the usual flowery smell

You're a complete and total ass scented douche bag

by Kelcie January 27, 2006

11๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget

A male under 30 years of age that wears pleated khakis.

Holy fuck look at AJ, what a douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget

by golf-freak93 January 31, 2008

38๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž