Some who is being Gay-Hitler
Bryan is being Michael Jordy Ortiz
The infamous effeminate-featured junk-bond swindler from the '80's who selfishly viewed his investors as merely bountiful dairy-cows waiting to be gluttonously guzzled from.
Michael Milk'em squeezed and drained his investors dry, and then good ol' Bernie "made off" with the ill-gotten "liquid assets".
He is the definition of hot and cool at the same time. Seen to be very manly but can be very soft only with his loved one. His perfect match has the same initials as him. He loves his family so much, and always care for the people around him. His smile makes everyone feel comfortable with him but he has a short temper.
Michael Kenneth is perfect for Kyla.
The Poo Haiku poet, the most known by audiences.
George Michael Is friends with Thomas Crapper
He is a singer-songwriter. The best singer that ever existed (including Freddie Mercury). PERFECT MAN.
Is that George Michael?
YES. I love that baby.
When a person named Michael fails to complete a task or promise they made to their homies.
The Minecraft server he set up got that Michael Jank so it just doesn't work.
The unhealed trauma within millennial women that makes them choose a white boy even when there are significantly better options.
This is because these women have grown up with stars like Chad Michael Murray, Brody Jenner, Zac Efron, etc., leading women to constantly feel the need to prove to themselves that they can pull the token white boy.
Gen Z girls, please see The Magcon Effect for further context on this phenomenon.
“Damn, Zac Efron is not even cute now, but I would still pick him because of the Chad Michael Murray Effect.”