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when a man gets a rim j from a girl, and after shes done he takes his finger and sticks his finger in his butthole and then sticks it in her ear.....
after tina gave Napoleon a rim job he gave her a wet willerd...... and left......
Taking your wet nuts and placing them in someone’s ear. Getting it weed the fun part dip it on the toilet
I got Pat last night with a wet squirrely and they developed swimmers ear, will never hear me coming again.
The act of performing fellatio on a flaccid penis; seemingly as futile as using a leaf blower on wet leaves.
The hooker was blowing wet leaves for 30 minutes and her john still couldn't get a hard-on.
The act of urinating in someone's mouth after ejaculating on their face.
The wet paper towel is an annoying phrase in UK schools. Particularly middle and primary. That feeling when you tell your teacher to go call the nurse because you have got a really sore leg and the nurse just gives you a WET PAPER TOWEL and expects it to be better is just so unbelievable.
Miss can you call the nurse?
Nurse comes...
My leg hurts
Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...
an idiomatic phrase insinuating that the subject has some quality that is not appealing to the senses; not to be construed literally
That bar smells like a wet towel.
When you're in the shower and you cum in your girls armpit fuck it.
My boyfriend have me a wet armpit the other day. I still have a bruise on my head