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When using public bathroom, using urinals, 1, 3 and 5. No 2 and 4 just in case others come in. Never be next to another man using a urinal. Also no talking why using the bathroom.
WTF, your in 2!!
So...
1, 3, 5 rule!!!
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A quick blow job usually lasting 3 seconds or less, usually not the male's fault. the girl, disgusted by the penis, turns away and oddly enough looks for another. Usually ends with the smacking of the lips.
3 second blow job:
Andy: Oh, this feels great!
3 Seconds later...
Andy: What the hell, why did you stop?
Hannah: Penis is gross!
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a phrase commonly used by LAA Angels' Broadcaster Victor Rojas, whenever a 3 run home run is hit by the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.
At the end of the game, HOWIE KENDRICK HIT A 3 RUN JIMMY JACK for a game winner!
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on a scale of one to ten, a woman who actually would rate a three presenting superficially as if she were a nine.
"Well you can say what you like
Be what you wanna be
You can suit yourself, baby
But you don't suit me
You're just a 3 dressed up as a 9,
you're only wasting my time."
-Trooper
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Homeless, drugs and mental illness, the 3 major challenges of social work in North America.
The 3 plagues of social work are known by their acronym HDMI.
A song by tay-k, #freetayk
(good song)
People love listening to I <3 MY CHOPPA :)
The rule that when out drinking you can easily drink 3 pints before you need your first piss but thereafter it's one pint, one piss for the rest of the evening.
(Also applies to drinking tea if you're British).
"I've gotta go piss dude, the 3-1-1 rule's just kicked in".