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An Alex is a strong, handsome, and funny young man. He loves to play football with his friends. Please note that having an Alex is a critical part of life.
Someone who smokes too much weed. Usually plays tft or some shit and has a girlfriend named Sergey
Sergey: Bowl?
Alex: Cheeeeers boiiiiis
An Alex is someone who is probably sweet sometimes BUT THEN ALSO REALLY HECCING FERAL LIKE IF YOU MEET SOMEONE AND THEYRE LIKE Hey I’m Alex then stop them right there and take the to a vet to check for rabies you might wanna purchase a cage just in case cause there’s a large chance he will maul you He’ll just go back a forth one moment he’ll be the sweetest cuddly boyfriend then suddenly he’s liek LET ME CONSUME YOUR LUNGS. And it’s like SCREEEEEE
:o Person AH: are you okay?
>:( Person scree: NO MY ALEX MAULED ME LAST NIGHT AND NOW I CANT SEE
Pretty Cool, Pretty Gay, Mexican but not too much, White but not to much, Black nigger. Alex is Gangster but not as gangster as Mc cracker
“Don’t you just love Alex”
“Yeah but Mc Cracker is cooler”
Alex is a really sexy mother fucker, who loves to show off his big muscular belly, and after seeing this masterpiece girls tend to be all over his 2 inch peni, which may not sound like much but an Alex can make anything good, when he does finally bust his nut there is usually two to three litres of sea man. Alex really is worth your time as he can fight of all of the other mans trying to steal his gyal and never leaves her side. Alex is very humble and never shows off
He truly is the dream husband
Girl number 1: me and Alex did the naughty naughty last night
Girl number 2: wow I’m surprised you didn’t drown
Girl number 1: yeah I know, it was incredible
Prince Andrew: I’m a nonce
An exclamation used when anything white and/or spilled that is spotted on the floor or any flat surface
*sees a milk spill
SAYS: Alex!
A guy who is most likely gay. This person is very suspicious and homosexual. Sucks ass at Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege. Has no friends and is once again, gay.
John: That Alex kid is sus.
Alex: what?!
Tom: remember kids stay away from Alex.