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Phrase. When bad situations seem alright, because the person is so stupid they don't realize the consequences or degree of shittyness... just like Homer Simpson.
If you're broke, have a shit job, no girlfriend, had your car towed, are getting evicted and still think the situation is just fine... you may be suffering from the Homer Simpson effect. If you also failed grade 9, the probability of this increases dramatically.
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The Sour Cherry Effect is when a man is so into sex with a woman, that even after reaching climax completely, he is left with such an overwhealming desire for her that soon after ejaculation, his penis remains stiff and there is a desire to continue copulation. May occur with the use of erectile dysfunction medications.
The "cherry" referring to the common term of popping a cherry, meaning the woman and/or the man, experience it for the first time. (see Pop a Cherry)
The "sour" refers to a less common usage of the word when it's used as something greater than sweet, or something crazy and out of the ordinary. (see 'Sour')
Synonym: Male Multiple Orgasm
I hooked up with this girl last night, she was so good i got the sour cherry effect, couldnt keep my boner down for hours.
His dad is crazy, he's been taking viagra hoping he would get a sour cherry effect?
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The result of feminists and SJW's threathening, shaming, doxxing, and intimidating people into silence to prevent anyone from questioning and examining the ideology of the movement, further spreading false information and ruining people's lives and reputations.
Person 1: "There was no evidence that she was raped. So there no need to continue with the case."
Feminist/SJW: "IF SHE WAS RAPED, THEN SHE WAS RAPED! YOU RAPE APOLOGIST! FIND THIS GUY'S NAME AND BOOST IT! I DON'T CARE IF THERE'S NO EVIDENCE! HE'S A RAPIST!
Person 2: How is doxxing and threathening this guy going to help? You can't intimidate someone that didn't do anything wrong.
Feminist/SJW: RAPE APOLOGIST! TUMBLR IS GOING TO HEAR THIS!
Person 1: *to person 2* The echo chamber effect is in full force. They won't listen to you. They only listen to people that only have the same views as them.
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When you are wearing a sports jersey with those little holes on a cold day, and the holes scrape across your nipples, making it feel like someone just cheese gratered your nipples.
Holy crap,this jersey is causing a Cheese Grater Effect on my man-nipples.
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Named after the Ally McBeal series actress, this is a condition in which men literally stop in their tracks when looking at a woman that is completely physically stunning and flawless. It is sometimes marked by the loss of peripheral consciousness for hours or days as the male stares transfixed, feeling no pain nor hunger nor any sense of responsibility to attend to necessary matters. In war, the use of Ms Krakowski directly, via her surrogates, or her images to immobilize the enemy is expressly forbidden under any and all of the Geneva Convention agreements.
"Whoa Jake...You zoned out dude. One minute you were fine and the next you were comatose. Was it that blonde in the blue miniskirt?"
(Still in something of a stupor) "Yeah. I think so."
"Jane Krakowski Effect huh?"
(Beside himself now) "Is she here? The real one? Where?" (Jake fades out again lost in a mental image)
"Oh the blessing and curse of having the angel Jane Krakowski and her ilk living amongst us." (Jake's friend laments)
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n. the blissful re-discovering of one of a pair; the moment at which one realizes they have more than previously thought; also referred to as Twix effect
"That was a delicious pop tart, sure wish i had one more. oh wait, i do. pop tart effect."
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Another benefit overwight men have after losing weight. The appearance of his penis being bigger after losing enough weight and fat from around the area at the base of his genitalia. Just like when sticking his penis through a glory hole pushes the fat back and makes the penis look larger.
Baby, you've lost so much weight and, oh my did you have your penis enlarged?
Nah, that's just "The Glory Hole Effect"
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