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Named after the Ally McBeal series actress, this is a condition in which men literally stop in their tracks when looking at a woman that is completely physically stunning and flawless. It is sometimes marked by the loss of peripheral consciousness for hours or days as the male stares transfixed, feeling no pain nor hunger nor any sense of responsibility to attend to necessary matters. In war, the use of Ms Krakowski directly, via her surrogates, or her images to immobilize the enemy is expressly forbidden under any and all of the Geneva Convention agreements.
"Whoa Jake...You zoned out dude. One minute you were fine and the next you were comatose. Was it that blonde in the blue miniskirt?"
(Still in something of a stupor) "Yeah. I think so."
"Jane Krakowski Effect huh?"
(Beside himself now) "Is she here? The real one? Where?" (Jake fades out again lost in a mental image)
"Oh the blessing and curse of having the angel Jane Krakowski and her ilk living amongst us." (Jake's friend laments)
When you are wearing a sports jersey with those little holes on a cold day, and the holes scrape across your nipples, making it feel like someone just cheese gratered your nipples.
Holy crap,this jersey is causing a Cheese Grater Effect on my man-nipples.
n. the blissful re-discovering of one of a pair; the moment at which one realizes they have more than previously thought; also referred to as Twix effect
"That was a delicious pop tart, sure wish i had one more. oh wait, i do. pop tart effect."
The tendency of an actor to overcompensate after playing a "girlie" character by taking on overly masculine roles.
Have you ever noticed that since "To Wong Fu" Wesley Snipes hasn't been in a movie where he didn't kick everyones ass? That's the "To Wong Fu" effect I guess.
Phenomenon in historical fiction films in which one or more people of a given race are cast in a setting or time period in which that race was non-existent or rare. Usually done to be politically correct or because the casting company was stupid.
Why does this movie about feudal Japan have white people in it? The director must have been suffering from the Black Viking Effect.
Another benefit overwight men have after losing weight. The appearance of his penis being bigger after losing enough weight and fat from around the area at the base of his genitalia. Just like when sticking his penis through a glory hole pushes the fat back and makes the penis look larger.
Baby, you've lost so much weight and, oh my did you have your penis enlarged?
Nah, that's just "The Glory Hole Effect"
Watching/listening or getting any information from a celebrity like the one mentioned above combined with the incapability to understand that their just arrogant/an idiot/uneducated/an 455hole or multiple of similar effects, instead thinking that their cool, savage, awesome etc. The combination of these two things results in your ego going up and IQ going down (in the eyes of other people), which is the core of JP-effect.
-Dude look at this guy, he's so cool! If I could just be like him...
-He's just an arrogant prick with money, don't be fooled by the Jake Paul-effect.