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jesus torres

Tall Mexican in WA

Jesus Torres is a tall Mexican

by 'mericafuckyeah June 2, 2017


Metal Jesus

The entity talking in certain Iced Earth songs like "Melancholy" (legendary btw.), and creeping into many other supposedly purely "metal" acts.

When Metal Jesus takes over metal you almost might not notice any change in your metal playlist.

by felixh July 2, 2016


My partner, Jesus

A bottom

My partner, Jesus, is a bottom

by PPAP_with_big_pp November 23, 2021


Jesus Cryst

something you say when you just farted and only your friend is laughing about the fart you just made and then everyone starts to laugh(or just u and friend) and its real funny-By Tyler Turnmeyer

"PPUGHH",from tylers butthole.
"Hahahahahahahha", forrest laugh to himself.
"Jesus Cryst mom," Tyler said with out laughing causing himself to laugh of the fart and the made up word.

by Tyler Turnmeyer April 10, 2007


Microscope Jesus

the one and only Durk Conerson

Durk Conerson is microscope jesus

by fffddddsssss December 17, 2021


3 pointer jesus

someone who knows their Jesus even when they ballin on the court

man look at him being a 3 pointer jesus!

by AyyyePappi101 August 3, 2017


Paw Paw for Jesus

A phrase from a spoken short story which aired on This American Life from May 22, 1998. A woman stranded in the town of Paw Paw, MI finds the owner of a gas station very unhelpful. She recalls seeing the sign outside a church as she came into town, which proclaimed "Paw Paw for Jesus." She is angry the woman won't help her and starts shouting "Paw Paw for Jesus" to remind her of her Christian duty.

Paw Paw for Jesus!

by annmartina May 7, 2024