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tiny organic food eaten by small monkeys, occupying their niche in the rainforests of northern costa rica.
The howler monkeys eat monkey nuts to survive.
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A phrase coming from popular vines(kinda like the 21 kid). It originated from some ugly ass black guy who looks like he's got his braces fucked in a toaster when he was 12 . The initial phrase starts when this hobo prank calls his friend as he claims to have something in the mail to where he replies with "Deez nuts, HA gotee" (btw: I dont know what the fuck he means by gotee, I dont speak retard"). Today this bum is an internet sensation, which is good cos it doesn't look like he's been to College.
Carl: Hey can you pass me the almonds
Mike: You mean Deez nuts, HA gotee!!!
Carl: Fuck you
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A fucking idiot. See idiot, fucktard
John Kerry was and will always be a nut sac for his betrayal of the United States during the Vietnam War.
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The greatest male dis of all time
John:you got tikets to the concert this weekend?
Lance:naw,who's playin?wheres it at?
John: deez nuts in your mouth
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When your banging a chick so hard she farts out a little shit on to your balls. Also see Mud Flaps.
"I was fucking that chick so hard she blew out a little nut mud."
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It is when you jerk off from a distance and land your semen inside a girl's vagina or asshole from a distance
Girl: I can't believe John Judgment Nutted me last night.
Guy: Trying Judgment Nut in Emily last night is something I won't ever forgeyt
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When a man who has testicles, swings his scrotum sac from left to right in a fit of joy.
Chaz was knockin' nuts when Beyonka agreed to suck his twinkie-cream.
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