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Diplomatic way of telling a customer to go and fuck themselves. Used most often by Customer Service staff to deflect from a request to fix a service breakage or deficiency by describing what is usually an elaborate and inconvenient way for the customer to work around the breakage.
"I cannot pay you online."
"Oh you can just call us, follow the voice prompts, type in your phone number, credit card number, expiry date, last three digits and amount into your phone keypad, and pay that way."
"Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?"
"We sure did. Anything more we can help with today?"
"No, that was it, thank you."
What the fish from spongebob says when he opens the toilet to find spongebob in there
Fish Guy: *opens toilet to find spongebob*
Fish Guy: Oh, that's real nice.....
an oh-snap is a way of saying g-string, with out any of the guys knowing what you are saying. for instance, if you want to discuss what color every ones is, use the term oh-snap.
girl one: omg....u can TOTALLY see her oh-snap. what a slut.
girl two: HEY! IM WEARING AN OH-SNAP TOO!
girl one: oooh. 0.0 oh crap!
A substitute for saying "Oh My God" but when you're really shocked. it's what a posh brit would say.
Guy: Dude she literally murdered her friend for some money!
Posh brit: Oh My Word! Did she really do that?
1. oh jeeze
2. oranges
3. orange juice
OH JUZE! if they have oh juze they might have oh juze!
translation- oh jeeze! if they have oranges they might have orange juice!
The handle located inside of passenger cars commonly grabbed onto when something goes wrong. Elderly sometimes use the oh shit stick to assist with entering or exiting cars.
I was ridding shotgun, and the driver was drunk. I grabbed the oh shit stick every time he hit the gas.
1. When you’re banging your lady and she starts to gush (cum or urine if you’re nasty).
2. When you’re giving it to your man and your cum mixes with the lube and gushes out.
Leanna: ‘Oh my gushness Jasmine, last night Leon made me pour like waterfall’
Pedro: ‘I rode him so hard until he moaned “oh my gushness, I’m gushing.”’
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