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A very cool dude that everyone should simp for and if u dont then u shall die
He looks very Split The Potato
The placement of two small (or large) potatoes in a man’s shorts or Speedos with the express purpose of attracting women through his supposed physical endowments. This is a sad act engaged in primarily by men who are quite short or very pale skinned or skinny or butt ugly. Also, it is the gait affected by the man with said potatoes in said shorts.
“Look at that little skinny guy Potato Balling down the beach. His jewels are moving too independently of each other to be for real.”
When a hand other than your own (stranger) caresses your back in a downward motion, ending with a firm squeeze of the buttocks.
Your at a bar socializing with friends, someone walks by you and instead of starting small talk, they skip that step and just give you slippery potatoes.
A curse for fat couch potatos.
Men sitting on the couch is such a wheel potato
When a person takes a fat shit and puts it in a pot to simmer on a low heat for at least 18 mins.
“My girl made pot potatoes last night. Shit reeked!”
a type of diarrhoea (diarrhea) that is very effective. It can kill u and even explode ur ass. It is hell. It is life.
Guy: PLEASE HELP ME I HAVE FOOD THAI POTATOES!!!
A potato that has been carefully curated inside one's anus.
"Sheila invited me over to her place last night. I know she's into pegging so I let her find my brown potato."