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J. Schizzle

Alias of ganster rapper John Cairns, known for his contriversial lyrics about bent slabs.

Like J. Bizzle, but worse.

That J. Schizzle is a right c*nt!

by J. Schizzle April 13, 2008


Fatty J

A FAT hiphop artist who's music gonna hit you hard and will get you stoned as fuck, more than a blunt smoked alone.

Damn you looking high as fuck, guess you were fucking with some Fatty J's tracks ain't you

by Yoshimatsu November 27, 2022


Schrödinger's /j

when a neurotypical makes a questionable post and they slap a “/j” below the post depending on whether the tl gets mad at them or not.

Not to be mistaken for "forgetting to add a tone indicator", a schrödinger's /j can only be considered a schrödinger's /j if either the "joke" is SUPER unclear and it therefore causes a negative reaction or there was no visible punchline and people get mad thinking the post was genuinely serious.

"oomf just said something super ableist and when they got called out they defended themselves by saying they forgot to add /j to their post." "what the hell? that has to be a schrödinger's /j; literally where was the punchline??"

by MadMadDog October 30, 2020


J's Megamix 2024

peak group project where no one answers the group chat yet the music still gets made. Led by exquisite mastermind J1 the Won, his minions struggle to make their way to his house to record for an average of 5 hours just to muster a 30-second verse.

"I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk I hate J's Megamix 2024."
- Kendrick Lamar

by J1 the Won May 24, 2024


Freedom J's

'Freedom J' refers to a United States dollar, or the legal tender of the USA. Similar to "Freedom Eagles", "Bucks", "Big greens", or other slag terms. Freedom J's can be any bill size or amount, but in singular usually implies a count of 1 dollar bills.

"Do you know what a good minecraft hosting service is? Cause I'm about to blow some freakin FREEDOM J'S"

"Can you believe it?? It only cost me 6 golden freedom J's!!"

by Megacharlie October 12, 2022


ORS J

Only real see.

Usually used when someone is true to everyone around, ORS J

by ORS J November 22, 2021


j-farmer

Is a boy called J-Hope which is looking like he throws some watermelons when he said playing bowling with is sleepy girlfriend min yoonji that's why he is called J-Farmer

"J-Hope throws the Bowling like Watermelon. Let's call him J-Farmer"

by Diamond Carrot June 26, 2017