hungry horny mexican

when a male individual, gets the following ingredients

-salsa
-nacho chips
-nacho mince (cooked prefferably)
-cheese

and they shove it up a females reproductive organ (vagina)

they proceed to have sexual intercourse, therebye mixing the ingredients in semen and mush it all up.

then the dude sucks it all out, and maybe even shares it with his female counterpart.

Hey dude, i had a dinner date with Desirea and we did a hungry horny mexican. it was the perfect dinner for too!!

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Mexican death mask

When someone is knocked unconscious in a fight, the attacker then squats over the victim's face, resting their testicles on the eyes, and defecates in their mouth.

"Dude, did you hear about John?" "Yeah, Tony gave him a Mexican death mask."

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Mexican Clam Taco

When you puke inside a girls vagina, and then procede to have sex with her.

"I totatly made her into a Mexican Clam Taco last night".

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Crossed the Mexican border

Had sex with.

Man, I just crossed the Mexican border with her.

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mexican jumping beans

illeagle steroids

I used mexican jumping beans to win the olympics

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mexican fun hole

When a Mexican man takes off his penis the hole that is left is called the funhole

These Mexican fun holes are no competition for our American fun holes filled with haunted milk!!

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Mexican lives matter

Mexican lives matter because they get called illegal and white gross ignorant stupid trump supporters are always think it’s such a bad thing.

“Mexican lives matter”

Me: YES

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