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Giving off hotdog water energy means that you give off hotdog water energy
I don't need to explain any further
wanna go out 😏🥵
no
w-why 😭
ur giving off major hotdog water energy
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Your mama used to worry about that big muddy river
Honey do you remember?
You let the screen door slam when you stepped off the front porch
Hear ya mama calling don't be late
And I'd hear ya daddy holler son she's my only daughter
You stick your nose in the honeysuckle down by the gate
I can still hear ya mama calling don't go near the water
We fell right in way over our heads
But we didn't go near the water
A love ran deep so young and sweet
And the nights got hotter and hotter
We're sure enough gettin' our feet wet mama
But we didn't go near the water
We hear a rockin' chair squeekin' as we sneaked up the back stairs
Mama waitin like a grizzly bear
We had to get the honeysuckle out of your hair
But in the morning light you'd look her right in the eye
You wouldn't lie
We
Didn’t Go Near the Water
We fell right in way over our heads
But we didn't go near the water
A love ran deep so young and sweet
And the nights got hotter and hotter
We're sure enough gettin' our feet wet mama
But we didn't go near the water
Your mama used to worry about that big muddy river
She should've worried about me
Cause we were sure enough gettin' our feet wet mama
But we didn't go near the water
We didn't go near the water
Didn't go near the water
Yeah
After a woman squirts on a man’s penis during sexual intercourse, he pulls out of her vagina and begins anal sex.
Allen says to Liane, “How was that dirty water hot dog last night?” Liane replies, “It was more delicious than the real thing in NYC.”
Girlfriend: hey babe wanna have sex tonight
Me: Nah I'm Minecraft Water - Bucket - MLG-ing tonight
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Another name for Coors lite, the worst beer known to man.
I can't believe Dave only brought Rocky mountain piss water, this party is gonna suck.
when somebody consumes too much water from a water bottle and starts to pile water bottles up in their room
i stayed in my room too long and drank so much water that i got PWB (pile of water bottles)
Driving skills that disappear the moment it starts raining. For unexplained reasons, this is more prevalent in areas that receive significant amounts of rain through the year. (Charleston, New Orleans, anywhere in Florida, etc)
I cannot handle being in traffic around all these people with water soluble driving skills, 1 raindrop hits their windshields and *everybody* slams on the brakes and starts driving like Grandma Moses.