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The act of fingering a female. From the Verizon slogan, let your fingers do the walking. Also known as yellow paging for the same reason.
JW said that Mandy he just met already let him James Earl Jones her.
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Shitty school where they'll get you for the stupidest shit. Guidance sucks ass. The librarians are bitches and you'll get kicked out for sneezing. The pizza from the cafeteria tastes like ball sweat. Every time you open the bathroom door at lunch a big ass cloud escapes but dont worry juul enthusiasts cause the teachers never go in there. Make sure you bring hand sanitizer though cause the nicotine addicts always block the fucking sinks. Whenever they search your bags its like theyre looking for the map to el dorado but they suck at finding juuls. As long as you slip it down one of your binders youre good just make sure it doesnt fall out when you open it in class. There are always condoms, pods, and loose bags of cheez its in the school parking lot. By god, don't eat lunch in the senior courtyard or a seagull will swoop down and steal your shitty ass fries. The pep rallies suck and the football team doesn't know how to play. There's so many fights you can't tell who's weave is on the ground and the fire alarm goes off at least once a week. Also, don't be surprised if you find some pictures of Mia Khalifa laying around.
Yee Yee boy 1: "Hey you wanna rev our trucks in the student parking lot at James Island Charter High School?"
Yee Yee boy 2: "Yeah, can't wait to kiss my dad on the lips after school today. You got any more mango pods?"
Yee Yee boy 1: "Hell yeah Coach Baldwin hooked me up with some."
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"I'm Rick James, bitch!" is a phrase made popular by Dave Chappelle through some hilarious sketches. Someone added because to the beginning, and now "Because I'm Rick James, bitch!" is an explanation for anything.
Teacher: Why did you give me an apple with a fishhook in it?
Student: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Teacher: I don't understand.
Student: What did the five fingers say to the face?
Teacher: What?
Student: <bitch slap>
Girlfriend: Why did you ceaht on me, you bastard!?
Boyfriend: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Girlfirend: Oooh, I love it when you talk dirty.
Boyfriend: That's right, bitch!
Judge: Why did you shoot this man?
Criminal: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Judge: Case dismissed.
Criminal: Take that, prosecuting biatches!
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A Highschool directly in the heart of Salisbury Maryland about a mile from Salisbury University. Most kids who attend are bred to be syrup sippin pill poppin animals that usually say "Fuck school we got a party to go to after this bullshit". Usually every kid ends up into clans of bros that rock visors and do lines of blow off their desks while the teachers arent looking. Then after a good nose stuffing they will leave class 15 minutes early to head out for some eveing drinks at the local bars. Their partys on the weekends leave houses broken and empy since the Salisbury scum always steal shit just to steal. If no one from Bennett is throwing a party over the weekend then there is always the SU party alternitive. Oh and the cops in Salisbury will hand out sitations like peices of gum and take all of your drugs and have a police force soup kitchen(gathering to use drugs) afterwards.
Freshman: "Dude holy shit these James M Bennett High School floors at this school make your bookbag white on the bottom"
Freshman2: "dont rub it off i cant feel my fingers wtf is this shit!"
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Performing fellatio on a public official to harpsichord accompaniment while wearing a powdered wig in the hope of receiving a well-paying political appointment in exchange for one's efforts.
Publicus only got that job as Secretary of Agriculture by playing James Madison's Crystal Flute. Based on the speed with with his nomination was confirmed, he must be a flutist of some distinction.
Youngest, but by far the BEST High School in Horry County, South Carolina (2003)
the team name is the Sharks. St James Competes in District 6-5A of the South Carolina High School Leauge (District 6-5 SCHSL)
The school is way better than Socastee.
I go to St. James High School In Murrels Inlet S.C.
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an activity in which many children from the town kirkby participate. scavving off james' internet is the art of standing outside james' house with your ipod touch/iphone and connecting to his wifi. people often do this when out and about in the town. this can also be done outside other people's houses if you know their wifi password.
lewis: how are you on facebook if you've gone out?
charlie: im scavving off james' internet.
lewis: oh, i love to scav off james' internet
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