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A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.
An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."
"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."
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Someone who gives anal to a big daddy
Did you hear about santa's anal elf's?
A goumadde you meet and simply fuck her ass so well that on your way out she asks when you will be visiting again.
Hey Mikey! I saw the goumadde yesterday after work. Mikey: oh yeah? Yeah! She is one hell of an anal fuckslut. I fuxked her in the ass only and she can’t wait until I do it again!
When you fart so idk I can't think of anything funnier then round goodness...idk what do you think... (I think it's shit)
Turn up the anal turbulance on this bifch (referring to explosive diarrhea)
Claustrophobia applied in a person's rectum. It is said that people ´with this desiese cant poop propelly. While this may be difficult for the person, it has many beneficts, such as impossibility of penetration
Person1: "ayy m8, u sound like you have anal claustrophobia"
Person2: "so that's why my bf got so mad yesterday!"
Sour anal pussy is a contempt feeling that extorts your personal urge to rejects a nasty coochie booty respectfully, taking sour candy and rubbing it on the couch so that the flavor does not taste as bad
Steven- why don't you wash your ass you nazty bitch you smell like fish
Carmen- go fuck yourself
Steven- its okay baby let's rub the geli beili pet rat goomie candiiiie on dah cooch
Carmen- bet I haven't showered in 2 weeks thats gonna be extra spicy but it will be some nice sour anal pussy.
The ability to relieve the pain of ass cramps by masterbation of d male G-spot.
I relieved my anal tension today