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carpet bombing

When one has diarrhea so bad that when they attempt to sit on a toilet, the pressure in the abdominal cavity builds, forcing excrement out of there anus earlier than they wish, leaving a trail of it high above they water level as they are sitting down. In extreme cases, the back of the toilet seat will also be affected.

Hell no... someone had just got done carpet bombing it! It was fucking disgusting; it was even on the back of the toilet seat!

by jacr666 January 3, 2011

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trout bomb

adj. 'Trout bomb' means: lowly, beneath respect, having disdain for. See also whack.

That car's muffler is dragging -- that's so trout bomb.

by Dickie Merkin July 13, 2005

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splooge bomb

Popping the question; proposing to your significant other

Dude, can you believe that Brian dropped the splooge bomb on his girlfriend last night?

Katie looked shocked when Dave splooge bombed her right there in the restaurant.

by rich ryder May 24, 2010

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Carl Bomb Surprise

When one defecates in a tube sock, and then hits another with it in the face while they are sleeping or passed out.

Ashley was passed out on the couch and I woke her up with sloppy "Carl Bomb Surprise."

by steam1234 July 4, 2010

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Bomb Bah Zee

Angel Dust, PCP named after a popular "brand" widely available in New York in the mid 90's.

"Yo fuck that Leathal Weapon, I'm going wit dat Bomb Bah Zee.

by Joabis April 27, 2011


F Carpet Bomb

Like f-bomb, this is a euphemism for saying "fuck" but with added the twist of drawing the word out in length.

Guy #1: What the fuuuuuuuuuuck?!
Guy #2: Nice f carpet bomb.

by ookami80 March 8, 2009


Calm Like A Bomb

adj. Used to describe someone who rarely gets angry (once or twice a year at most) but when they do it usually consists of them going apeshit or turning into bruce lee.
Not exactly healthy because it requires burrying anything that pisses you off until it explodes.

Some Guy: Dude does that kid ever get mad he just found out his girlfriend was screwing a fratbro?
Another Guy: Rarely but when he does its armageddon, dude is calm like a bomb. Never know whats gonna go down.

by MausMonkey June 11, 2010

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