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It's where your penis gets stabbed repeatedly with a stick or something spikey
Bob: Hey Ron,
Ron: Hey Bob,
Bob: I got dared yesterday to give myself a boner stick.
Ron: That sucks, do it again.
When a guy uses a girl to get off without fucking her often associated with fuckboys
Keith : last night I boner baited Liza
Seth : nice
Fishing for bitches with your dick, commonly associated with a fuckboi.
Friend 1: Lets Go Boner Baiting
Friend 2: I already did
Any erection that is vulnerable to attack or an erection that is vulnerable during any situation at any place or time.
Wrestling with my girlfriend turned me on, only problem, she almost kicked me in my vulner boner .
An award-winning novel with 14 weeks on the New York Times Bestseller List, The Last Boner delves into the protagonist's inability to "free his willy from the shackles of desolation and dust." The visionary author, Garrett Charms took inspiration from moments from his life to write this novel. He especially drew inspiration from his Summer of 2016 in which he confessed in an interview with TIME magazine that "my spaghetti noodle, whenever I looked at it, made me sad."
Have your read The Last Boner? It's so good! It's a really HARD read.
a sensation in your ass caused by heightened bloodflow and excessive pent up steam- akin to the feeling one gets when they pop a boner, but with your butt!
symptoms may include: emptiness, warmth in affected areas, back arching, bouncing, lust drunken thoughts, potential promiscuity, need, and- in extreme cases- vivid daydreams that bleed into sleepless nights.
if you are submissive and breedable enough to be familiar with such a condition, I suggest you be a good pet and find a way to let off that pent up steam. c:
I should sleep right now but this butt boner is telling me otherwise
When someone shits in their pants and it looks like a boner is coming out of their ass.
Amber swung her fists at me, it scared me so bad I developed a butt boner.