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The state of being of legal age to consent to sexual intercourse
“I’m 18, so that means I’m 100% bonerable!”
Being so fine, one can cause a spontaneous boner at any time.
Guy 1: "Man, you see that chick bent down over there?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, she's definitely bonerable right now."
Chick: "Is that a flashlight in your pocket?"
When something is almost a fetish but not
Steve:I like feet but not that much
Dan:that's bonerable
Occurs when your phone displays completely full bars, thus ascending in a shape that resembles an erect penis (a boner).
Guy A: Do you have any signal?
Guy B: Yeah man, my phone has a signal boner right now.
The lack of sexual reaction a man has to a non-binary woman.
When a woman decides to be ill-defined in a gender sense she can become very unattractive to men to the point of being non-boner-y.
Keeping a man at bay in a situation where his boner cannot be used, or where he has experienced a situation so full of boner poison that he does not even desire to use said boner.
"Dude, that movies last night were so full of boner poison, I was taken boner hostage."
"That girl last night was such a tease, it was a straight up boner hostage situation."
What a demon gets when they make you angry, upset, sad, make you look or feel stupid etc… don’t engage them, ignore, ignore, ignore unless you are into getting dudes off…
He’s weak, get him!!!! Oh yeah, look at him squirm! Here’s where they begin to swarm like vultures or pirañas with boners. Power Ranger version; a gaggle of demons yell out Demon Boners unite and they morph into a Super Mega Demon Boner.