1) you're a chocolate box raider when you lick someone's anal out
2) someone who is more than just a complete asshole
"yeah apparently they had sex and then he licked her ass OUT" :o
"have you met billy? he's a total chocolate box raider"
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Someone that wants to slap you very very hard in the face
โListen, when i see you im gonna box you upโ
The act of placing one's posterior against that of another and farting, thus safely depositing the fart in the recipient for later retrieval.
Deav asked his brother at the Indians game, "If you fart into someone's butt, what would you call that?" A guy in the row behind responded, "Well I'd call it a safety deposit box."
Deaver: "I gotta fart!"
Neil: "Quick, stand up and use the safety deposit box!"
A Tampon soaked in Vodka and placed in anul cavity to prevent failing a breathalyzer while driving intoxicated
Glad I used the Folsom Glove Box to avoid another DWI
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a form of rule in counter strike:source in a prison break server whereby terrorists stay 3 boxes away from the vent
3 box rule is in effect motherfucker
Someone who is in their late twenties/early thirties who is single but established in life. They are well into their professional career, have a fancy car and own their own house. Their friends around them are settling down and having kids but a box set ready person remains single but is desperate to meet someone and quickly settle down so they can catch up with their settling down friends.
This person is "box set ready."
"My best mate has just got a raise at work and life is going great but she is box set ready!"
When you take a shit so massive the toilet gets blocked.
Originating from 'box' being used to describe a toilet - ie shit box.
Jethro: Wow dad I can smell that from my bedroom!
Dad: Right on Jethro, I just did a box office smash!
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