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shiny bums

What Australian blue collar workers call their Managers and/or other Employees that spend their day sitting down for so many hours in the office their bums get shiny

Look out, the shiny bums are coming OR
The shiny bums are having yet another meeting while we are getting our hands dirty

by Charlie Douglas July 31, 2022


Finger Pokey Bum Wank

When your finger slips into your bum whilst you’re masturbating. FPBW for short

I can’t wait to get home and have a Finger Pokey Bum Wank

by KingArther November 21, 2017


Pokey Bum Strum

The act of a female giving herself a shocker! (Two in the pink, one in the stink)

A way of spicing up your basic daily masturbation for a special occasion

Jean gets bored of the plain old strum, so every so often she throws in a Pokey Bum Strum to keep herself excited

by Shash_____ November 12, 2020


woman bum

A woman bum: is a chick who will sleep with you. For somewhere to sleep.

Woman bum: hey can i stay. ill let u sleep with me.

Guy: yea that's fine ....
Woman bum: Next day hey i got my daughter last night while u was sleeping.
1 month later guy: i got kicked out my house and got played by a woman bum....

by The wrong one T April 17, 2020


Bum brine

Left over, watery liquid residue following a bum wee. Can be mixed with sweat in its fermented state. Often, when over saturated, trases of urine can also be found in the brew

Cor, Ive got awful bum brine after those singha beers and house special vindaloo last night

by Crockodile Dundavies November 13, 2022


Bum Weed

Weed deemed unsellable to customers, passed off for free or dirt cheep in large quantities.

Known to weight out light due to bud immaturity, have low thc potency, and when cut down before the "flush" (where the plant food chemicals are flushed out by only watering the crops in the last weeks before harvest) can be rough and potentially harmful smokes.

"That Bum Weed you got me gave me a damn chest infection!!"

"Bruh this Bum Weed smells like fucking tea"

"I don't even know if this Bum Weed is safe to cook with"

by Crhubarb February 22, 2020


Bum tum

A "bum tum" is referring to a stomach ache.

"Bum" as in "bummed out" or " bummy"
"Tum" as in "tummy" or otherwise known as "stomach"

"Hey Josh, I can’t make it to your bar mitzvah 2nite"
"Aw common Elliot why not?"
"I’ve got a bum Tum"

by Funky smells August 13, 2023