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Since a male genitalia gets smaller at it gets colder, and when it is freezing out it will get smaller than its notrmal size, it is know as a winter dick. Which is basically a small dick because it's cold.
Damn this gives me winter dick!
One who lives at a residence and whose sole duty is to pleasure an entire household sexual, free from emotional constraints.
Bryan: "Who is that girl that lives in your house and is blowing you and all of your room mates?"
Toby: "That's Kate, the dick nanny."
Frat Guy 1: "Did you hook up with Sarah last night?"
Frat Guy 2: "Naw, she lives at Kevin's and is a total dick nanny."
When a movie or TV show leaves you hanging; wondering what happened. No real ending or conclusion to a story.
Wait, what happened.?!? I just watched a three hour movie and totally got Dick Wolfed.!!
A mold usually made with a sand base, where someone takes their (usually flaccid) penis, and plows through it, leaving behind a dick imprint. These molds are usually sold as something else, such as a fossil.
I can't believe Kendall bought a dick scoot for 20 dollars!
Genital warts down your penis that makes it look like a stegosaurus!!!!
Mate I've got warts, Let me have a look, shit that looks like a stegosaurus !! Yeah man pure steg dick
To get you ass kicked, figuratively not literally.
Or, to get worked by your female counterpart, whether its a wife or co-worker. They will completely crush your ego and spirit, and maybe even invert your junk with a swift kick.
The Browns get their dicks kicked in every season in the NFL.
My buddy gets his dick kicked in every time he asks to go out with the guys, his wife denies the request and makes him cower.
My dick-douche baby daddy couldn't buy diapers but he could bail his homie out of jail with $2000.