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Going public places barefoot
Are you going to wear shoes?
No, i'm Jesus booting it.
Used in any context
Mainly used to express feelings or emotions
Jesus pussy, that girl has a phat ass!
Basically the opposite of sicko mode. Can be used when going to a place that you have to act socially acceptable, such as church or a funeral, or if you need to do good in a presentation or test for school.
"I'm about to go Jesus mode on the test."
literally so h0t just ask me out already
hint - my zodiac starts with a a
“hey Jesus Hernandez C ur annoying”
literally so h0t just ask me out already
hint - my zodiac starts with a a
“hey Jesus Hernandez C ur annoying”
The back deck or a snow bank where guests can keep their drinks cold at a party. Only works in winter in colder climates
Hey bud, grab me another beer from the Jesus fridge, there's none in the regular fridge.
What to say when you find anything vaguely cross-shaped absolutely anywhere, for any reason, and in any situation.
Yo bro! I just found The Jesus on this tree!