Columbian Birthday Cake

Putting a bunch of Columbian Bam Bam on your dick right before you bang a girl in the ass. Then blow your load in her ear and slap the side of her head.

I was over at Donna’s last night and gave her a Columbian Birthday Cake! Happy birthday to me!

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Grass Cake Mom

A mom who is OVERLY protective, she is usually the mom who volunteers for every single field trip, and doesn't let their kid do ANYTHING at all and are also WAY too involved in their kid's lives.

The mom from The Goldbergs is a grass cake mom

Where this word came from, Bedtime Stories, starring Adam Sandler

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sacred raisin cake

Derives from Bible references. Has become a euphemism for eating ass or anal sex. Especially amongst the Christian community. Also forbidden raisin cake.

The Bible refers to sacred raisin cake in Josea:3

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moderate ice cake

a cake made out of ice that is moderately tasty

Bob: "Man, I had this ice cake yesterday"
Joe: "How was it?"
Bob: "It was a moderate ice cake."

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sweet titty cakes

Extreme awesomeness, like a sweet cake of tits.

*someone hands you a cold beer* "Ahhh, sweet titty cakes."

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German Apple Cake

when you’re fucking a German girl from the back, buss on her ass, spread your nut over her cheeks, and sprinkle some powdered some powdered sugar on top.

Adolf: Yaaa, last night I baked Helga a German Apple Cake
Franc: Svveg

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mexican crab cake

Eating pussy to the lyrics off a song

My favorite mexican crab cake song is "I Get Off"-halestorm

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