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The greatest fucking fall guys costume ever made.
Person 1: Big Bad is the best fucking costume in this game. Fight me.
Person 2: I won't because you're right.
The tendency of villains in movies/TV shows to miss out obvious shit, even though it's clearly in their line of sight
"You remember that episode of Prison Break when the FBI agent missed the doctor even though she was right in front of him? That's some bad guy vision amirite?"
"What the fuck are you talking about"
Fans of the Indian hip hop star Badshah who are more than fans. They obsess over Badshah and know everything about him, his life and his music. Bad Ppl's goals is to be meet Badshah and tell him how they've changed their life through his music.
Dude I love every song of Badshah by heart, I'm totally a Bad PPL!
The soreness your jaw feels after giving a blowjob.
Oh man, I got bad jaw after hooking up with Bill last night.
A bad friend is a person that never has your back instead they tell you to turn around and close your eyes then they stab you in the back. they say they love you and gaslight you into syaing because they know that they have a good friend that will stay even though you should have left 3 years ago.
Bad friend: i told your boyfriend you cheated
You: why would you do that!
Bad friend: because you did
You: no i didnt you lied
Bad friend: yea but you don't deserve someone like him i you can be with someone else.
You: but i liked him...
the bit of skin that gets pulled off at the side of your nail. it kills.
“awh man i got a bad friend”
“just pull it. it won’t hurt for long”