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When a man puts a kiwi into the anus of his partner. He then inserts his penis into his partner's rear end, coring the kiwi. He removes his penis (with the kiwi skin around it), and his partner then defecates the remnants of the kiwi into his mouth.
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a term referring to McDonald's take out.
man it's been a long day, I should grab a hot bag on the way home
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You lay on your back & cover your face with saran wrap while someone proceeds to defecate on your face.
The saran wrap was so thin that I could taste the delicious Hot Plate when the poop melted it's way through.
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When you take a dump in a small enclosed bathroom and then leave without spraying any air freshener or lighting a match or anything.
Oh god. I think that chick hot boxed our bathroom while we were gone.
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Extremely foul smelling fart, usually created by a mix of beer and foods including but not limited to garlic, broccoli and beans, that slowly creeps across a room and lingers in the nostrils. Usually of the Silent but Deadly variety. Reminds you of the vicious, rotting scent of your trash cans waiting to be picked up on the hottest day of summer.
My stomach is a mess today- can you smell that hot garbage?
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at hot mess is when something just aint' right or off da chain
Oh she looks a Hot mess tryin' to wear dem Low rise jeans wit her ass and gut hangin out
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Known by those who have to live in college dorms. To hot step is to use tricky footwork fast and in secession while navigating down a hall or in an elevator to avoid stepping in puke, blood, pee, shit, or whatever else plagues the walls and floor from (usually) shitfaced students.
To fail at conquering the hot step usually leads one to track unwanted mess into their pad.
Bill: God damn it, look what i stepped in! ...and i dragged it across the damn carpet.
Fred: You best master the hot step, 'specially on those damn weekends, son.
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