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Long hair syndrome

When someone with long hair thinks they hella wise and smart but just waffling tryna be like gandalf and are actually just chatting shit and dumb asf

Aye Julian you have long hair syndrome ya know

by Pablo Esc0bar October 11, 2022


Hair mongering

When you are so scared that all your hair stands up on the back of your arms

Omg I was so scared I was hair mongering

by Thebreakfastclub17 January 30, 2022


hair purgatory

The state of boredom, dislike, or displeasure a person experiences in between periods of changing their hair color, cut, or style. Can be used to describe the uncomfortable "grow-out" wait after a bad haircut, or recovery time after a damaging dye job.

I've been in hair purgatory ever since that stylist butchered my hair cut.

by emmatortie June 7, 2015


Hybrid Hair

Adult male hair on the top of the head grown long beyond typical corporate standards during the pandemic and kept while gradually returning to the office.

Did you see Bob's new hybrid hair? It's not easy to notice on the video conference calls, since he pulls it back into a ponytail.

by defleggend October 20, 2023


Fanny back hair

name to someone who has pubic fanny hair on their backs.

oi! fanny back hair , come here !

by pervysmervy November 26, 2021


I won the hair

it's said by Algerians to express that they did not win anything, since hair is nothing to them.

Moh: Hey Kader did you win in lottery ?
Kader: Yes, I won the hair!

by zrazra September 11, 2023


Werewolf Hair

Hair that grows on your ears, eyebrows and outside your normal mustache and/or beard/goatee.

“Have you started shaving?”
“No, just finished shaving my werewolf hair..”

by Blueknighter January 15, 2023