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When your girlfriend is asleep in an awkward position causing her vagina to be tighter than normal upon entry when sex is promised.
My girl promised some bomb sex, then fell asleep, so I just slid into night tight pussy.
That one day of the week you have designated to blazing it up with the crew.
Friend: “Yo you wanna get drunk tonight?”
You: “Can’t, Wednesday night is Stoney Night”
Crusty pu-nannie
Nobody got time for some late night snatch.
A term that raises only one question: What is Game Night?
Man: WOT IS GAME NIGHT?
Other: Shut up!
Skip school,holidays,and more only on this day
When you put two pieces of bologna between the couch cushions and fuck it.
Hey bro what you end up doing last night?
Just another bologna night stand.
Saturday Night Live Is Big Barda
Saturday Night Live Is Big Barda