Ur mom

The hottest person out there

Bro ur mom is hot.

Ur mom

Hot

Ur mom was in my bed.

Ur Mom

Ther hottest Bi*tch evr...

God damn, ur mom is a milf

Ur Dad went to get milk

What that one kid in your school says to literally everyone to make him/her/them look cool, which they're not.

OR
There are 101%chance your dad never came back

Chad-Yo ur dad went to get milk lol

Ur dad- leaves

shut ur heck

basically means shut up

Person 1: Imagine being gay
Person 2: Shut ur heck

MAY 12TH NATIONAL FORCEFULLY KIDNAP UR BEST FRIEND LEGALLY

On 12th of may you can forcefully kidnap ur best friend legally and you can use a weapon if they say no. If they call the police all the police would do is help you kidnap that girl.

OMGGG ITS MAY 12TH NATIONAL FORCEFULLY KIDNAP UR BEST FRIEND LEGALLY I BETTER GO KIDNAP MY BEST FRIEND RIGHT AWAY!

Morbanging ur mom

When u bang ur mom in morbin

P1: What are you doing?
P2: MORBANGING UR MOM!!!!