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When you are jerking off with 1% battery in your phone and you have to make it quick so your phone doesn’t die mid sesh
Jake really needed to jerk off but he had low battery so he did the 1% stroke before his phone died
This is the greatest route in football history. All you do is run in a circle to make 1 bal then move over to a different stop where your other ball would be and make 2 balz then go to the middle and run straight to make the penis
A Vocaloid song that will get stuck in your head when you listen to it many times.
a song naming celebs and Chinese words was 1, 2 Fanclub.
A nitty who has a brother (twinny 2)
Twinny: “ u got 3 for twenty” stop smoking b twinny 1
A high school student without a job who smokes weed, lives off his parents, and plays less than or equal to 2 sports. Typically peaks in high school and have a stupid ass face.
“Look at that fucking burnout #1”
When someone you like is unavailable. So you search porn till you find an actor/actress that looks similar enough. So when you go to masturbate ,you can squint your eyes and not be able to tell the difference
"She's married ,so I pulled a 1 hand and a stunt man last night and fell asleep"