ball washer

n. A low-life ass-wipe

That fucking ball washer isn't worthy of washing my balls.

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yard balls

English slang for "testicles."

So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yard balls!

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camel balls

pretty much the same definition for camel toe, but this one goes for a guy who wears his pants so tight that it seperates his balls, one ball being on each side of the seam in his pants below his zipper.

Justin wears his pants so tight that he can has camel balls

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Ball Rocking

Derives from Rocking in a ball, refers to a state of panic or despair when worrying about something, usually related to alcohol consumption

Person 1: I got so drunk last night, i cant remember a thing
Person 2: Oh my god you must be severely ball rocking then?

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Canadian Balls

When you go swimming in freezing cold water, and in return your balls head up north in order to stay warm and protect the family jewels. Sometimes they go so far up north they even seem to disappear for awhile, which cause a great deal of discomfort.

Bob "Hey john did you go swimming today"
John "Yeah but the water was so cold that I got a major case of Canadian Balls"
Bob "Dude that sucks balls"

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bike ball

Quite possibly the greatest sport ever made.

Yo, you up for some bike ball?

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balls city

anyplace where anything bad happens

walking in the rain right now is balls city

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