when you bend your dick left you get a random wish
random dude: yo bro i bent my dick left and i got a wish
Other random dude: u got a wish boner
The feeling you get in your wallet when you are anticipating financial gain
Dude Im getting a massive “wallet boner” just thinking about the potential gain from my stock investments in the foreseeable future
A male with very little self awareness who seeks validation and to establish a sense of importance by attempting to mentor women without their consent.
Mansplaining in action.
The new guy in my team has a raging mentor boner. He's determined to educate me with his unsolicted advice,
Dumb,stupid,cool; If something is super awesome it's boner milf. But if something is just plain dumb it's boner milf.
That show is so boner milf.
Taco Bell is boner milf af!
A cranky boner is when a male is upset or angry while having an erection.
Can you stop talking like that your giving me a cranky boner?
in a sexually aggravated state, horny, having an erection
I busted into the room with her, kissing her, groping her, boner blazing
When a man cant get a boner and takes too much viagra that he passes out.
Carl: Dude my dad had a boner boost last night we almost had to call the ambulance
Derek: Dude thats badass. I need to try that!