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When you take a dookie in a particularly cold environment and the fecal matter freezes on the way out of your rectal cavity, causing you to have a sizeable brown stick protruding from your butt, ergo, a butt boner.
I took a dump in a public restroom in an ice rink and i ended up getting a butt boner
I will get the task completed like my life depends on it.
Something you are desperate to get to, to experience or to complete.
Boss: I need that report, Dhiraj
Dhiraj: I'm on it like a boner
when you sharpen you dick with a pencil sharpener or a razor blade
I was so bored on the weekend i gave my dog a pointy boner.
1. When a person boasts about another person's greatness or ability.
2. When a person makes another person look or seem better then the rest.
Wow, Ed's friends are like pawns, they boner fuel him then wonder why he gets all the ass.
Boner fueling other guys is a great way to get them laid and for you to be empty-handed.
When a boner disappears really quickly because of a bee sting or any other shock to the body that makes a boner rapidly shrink.
We were in bed and a bee stung his foot. His boner disappeared so quick, a bee bee boner!
The excitement felt when every detail is in perfect order.
Hed spent days making sure everything was just right. As he completed the project and stepped back to admire his work he was overcome with an OCD boner
1.Getting excited from cheaper than usual housing costs.
2. Buying a house and immediately decorating it.
Did you see the price of this house? I have such a Homeowner Boner right now.