CTE brought on from hundreds of Tae Kwan Do kicks to the head.
Bob should have never taken up martial arts. He's angry about everything now that he's grown old, a clear symptom of dojo brain.
Doesn't make you smarter. You're still a nimrod its just that you think stupid faster
Me: Hey dude I just took some Brain Pills.
Bob: Wow you're stupid faster
The feeling of the head rush one gets from taking a large bong rip
*hits bong* ... Whoa I've got bong brain
By definition, it's the place that Tenders throws your brain when you have had bad idea.
Mom: "my child deserves to work in SHIEN"
Tenders: "You're going into the brain hole"
Tenders: *throws brain in hole*
an annoying song that is stuck on a loop in the brain brain that is nearly impossible to make it stop playing.
I woke up and this brain sliver just keeps playing over and over an I can't remove it from my brain.
Occurs over the course of time when an attempt to be intellectual or keep a train of thought is made.This is then followed by a sputtering and finally an epic fail on the part of the absent minded individual who manages to make themselves look like foolish idiot.
Girl: I don't know what's wrong with him. He can't keep up a conversation, always wanders off to an unrelated topic.
Friend: Does it happen often?
Girl: Yes!
Friend: He's probably suffering from Blue Brains.
Girl: But why? What would have caused it?
Friend: Most likely he's distracted by his Blue Balls.