S cream

Cream that is a ‘S’

Gime dat S cream man

Pussy cream

Pussy cream is really really creamy and also white.

Hey my pussy creamed and it’s creamy.

Cream sock

When you cum in your sock and then slap someone in the face with subsequently wet sock

Oh man I cream socked him so bad

You gonna make a cream sick later?

Philadelphia Cream Cheese

Another name for cum.

Harvey: Hey what'd you do last night?
Braden: I fucked my girl and got my Philadelphia Cream Cheese all over her.

Golden cream chaser

When during sex a man pisses with his sperm

Jack: I gave Judy a good old Golden cream chaser last night

Shower cream

When you try to gage how much sour cream you are putting on your plate, and accidentally say shower cream cause you are too focused.

Logan : Hey man, they have sour cream.
Evan : your right, love me some shower cream

Ice cream maker

Act of using an enema to cause soft serve shat in the bathroom when constipated.

I had to use the ole Ice Cream maker after eating that Tomahawk steak!