When you cum in a female a lot and then put a cherry in her vagina, then yell “CHERRY BOMB!”
I gave Julie a Cherry Cream Pie last night.
The act of cock warming post creampie, usually falling asleep or cuddling still connected for an extended period of time.
Man last night I fell asleep cream warming Jenna. It felt so good to just pass out afterwards.
Vegetable shortening in an ice cream cone topped with sprinkles of chewing tobacco.
"C'mon now if you want to be a part of this fraternity you're going to have to eat your Astronaut Ice Cream."
Ass and dick cream
I didn't get enough vitamin d from sunlight on my ass and dick so I put a&d cream on instead
When a guy asks a girl to cream cheese my bagel he is asking her to put a bagel with cream cheese on his dick and jerk it off while she eats the bagel.
Leah can you cream cheese my bagel?
The act of placing a donut over the shaft of your penis to invite a messy blowjob. Partner proceeds to mow down
Guy walks into the bedroom… opens his robe to show a donut attired dick..
Girlfriend says …”Oh my… I didn't realize you ordered The Boston Cream tonight”
The act of placing a donut over the shaft of your penis to invite a messy blowjob. Partner proceeds to mow down
Guy walks into a the bedroom… opens his robe to show a donut attired dick..
Girlfriend says …”Oh my… I didn't realize you ordered The Boston Cream tonight”