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this is where someone comes into a room of unexpecting people..farts as loud as they can and looks around and asks " god? is that you?!" and if done right..the room should be rollin'
"plb' god?!- Danny walks into a room and lets lose. everyone hears and knows it was Danny. to save his ass and to look funny he goes "god!?" as if god was talking to him through his farts.
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A boy who finesses people into thinking they are a finesse god! 💪
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The one true lord of all existence.
His story is that follows. There was once a badger who was roaming around Iceland. (As everyone knows Iceland is the home of all badgers.) This badger was walking around doing things when a beam of light shot down from the heavens and granted this badger inhuman powers capable of creating world peace, stopping climate change and curing all diseases. But, he was a badger so none of this happened.
One day when the badger was in the sky doing badger things, he felt lonely. Then he declared: "I will father a son of a human woman, because I am bored." He then proceeded to subdue the most beautiful woman in Iceland with His manly good looks and because he was a badger. (Insert dirty fanfiction about sonic.) The woman then gave birth to the most beautiful badger in the world. Badger Jesus (That was the son of the Badger Gods name.) then declared: "The bridge that was once magnificent between humans and badgers has been burned. Let me be that bridge for the good of humanity." and when he spoke his word instantly became true and transformed in to a bridge full of organs and tissue. "The bridge is good." Said God Badger.
And that is the meaning of life.
Person A- Do you know about Badger God?
Person B- Yeah, he's pretty damn sexy.
Person A- ...
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1. What you usually say when your girlfriend,wife or mother
tells you to take out the trash right when the play of the week comes up.
2. What you say when your calc teacher gives you a quiz.
1. TV: And the play of the week is....
Bitch: GK take out the trash please!
GK: Why Me God?
2.Ms.Hctib: Happy Monday class! Time for a pop quiz!
GK: Why Me God?
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any hot chick that likes u back...or at least will fuck you.
i fucked my gift from god all night.
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First Of All, America Is Not Just The United States...Just Because The U.S. Has No Culture It Doesn't Mean It Can Take Over All Of The Western Hemisphere...Pathetic For "God" To Bless A Country That Kills For No Reason, Gets Into Every Other Country's Business, And Has A Dumbass-Maximus For President...
"America" Land Of The Free (Some Restrictions Apply; Void Where Prohibited)..."Kill The Natives, Slash The Mexicans, Manifest Destiny" The Thoughts Of A Bunch Of Idioths...Son-Of-A-Bush...
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metaphorical reference to the phallus where the urethral opening appears as if it is an eye of a serpent.
she kneeled before the one-eyed god
he left the priesthood because all he could do was worship the one-eyed god
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