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Person one: Yesterday I was playing fortnite and-
Person two: You mean you were playing cancer.
That gay game everybody knows is dying and people won't stfu about! People also spam on SnapChat their gay Fortnite wins and the real victory royale is uninstalling the game. Minecraft comes to show that it is 999999 trillion times better than fortnite. People who play these types of building shoot em up games are gay virgins and do not have girlfriends because no girl likes Fortnite. Also here's a gay gif.
Guy 1: Wanna play Fortnite?
Guy 2: Hold up, did you know that you are homosexual just by playing that gay game?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: If you play Minecraft, then you are straight af.
Nobody fucking cares. Just stop wasting your money on this god forsaken game, if you're gonna waste money on a video game at least buy shit that actually helps you while playing the god damn game
kid: lol xd i just won a game of fortnite lolll look at my wins i have so many v bucks loll
me: Aight nobody fucking gives a shit, lad
Yeah, did you hear about the new Fortnite update?
I don’t play that 9 year old dogshit game.
Alex: Hey John have you been getting laid
John: No I play Fortnite
A game where ugly ass broke niggas can be a permanent virgin
Girl: baby what are we doing tonight? How about a movie?
Guy: you stupid bitch im playin fortnite wit my homies u dumb hoe fuck kinda question is that?