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green no-eyed monster

When your partner has a runny nose and snorts just before giving you head, causing it to coat your genitals. This can lead to crusting on the tip, blocking your next stream, making for a rude awakening the next morning.

Dude, I think I'm chafing and on top of that, I had to wipe down the whole bathroom after Karen gave me that green no-eyed monster.

by Unsatisfied Cstmr February 26, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fried green tomatoes

A Delish fried pickle treat that your friends trick you into thinking are fried green tomatoes

Tim said he really enjoyed those fried green tomatoes and we all laughed.

by DDD in Dallas March 22, 2013

10๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


smirnoff green apple

a crappy ass bitch drink that makes dudes want to puke because of the shitty ass sour taste

Fuck that smirnoff green apple bitch shit, gimme some jack or some henn-dog.

by asdfhj January 21, 2006

74๐Ÿ‘ 143๐Ÿ‘Ž


jolly green giant

a large poop, typically about 5-10 inches in length, that is very green

George had quite the jolly green giant in Barnes and Noble yesterday.

by Tom Clark March 28, 2005

18๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Green dot

an older man who fucks younger girls (typically underage)

โ€œOh yo, did u hear about Joey?โ€
โ€œYeah, that kids a green dot... what a scumbag.โ€

by Lickmuhdick420 December 30, 2017

1๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


green slip

1 feeling or showing pleasure or contentment
2 make (someone) feel very happy, animated or elated

1 the children were green slipped by the performance
2 all this hustle and bustle makes me feel green slipped

by hahahahahhahahahahaha:) August 16, 2010

1๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bonnie Green

Getting dually penetrated by a crutch and a penis.

Timmy was excited when he broke his leg because he knew would be able to Bonnie Green his girlfriend that night.

by The Express June 8, 2012

1๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž