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green toe nails

Toe nails that have turned a deep shade of green because of the Nasty fungus that resides beneath the nail. Green toe nails are most prevalent in old men who wear brown strapped sandals to graduation parties or any event in the summer months. You find yourself sitting at a graduation party you were forced to attend with your family for a third cousin who you immensely dislike , only for an old man to approach you with sandals and a Hawaiian shirt with his green toe nails nearly scraping off your ankle flesh with their sharp edges.

Pete's long, green toe nails reeked in the breeze as he placed his feet on the deck table.

Her green toe nails made her seem so disgusting to the church congregation as she stood greeting people in the chapel with her heaping sundress.

by Floof July 2, 2017

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Fried green tomatoes

A Delish fried pickle treat that your friends trick you into thinking are fried green tomatoes

Tim said he really enjoyed those fried green tomatoes and we all laughed.

by DDD in Dallas March 22, 2013

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smirnoff green apple

a crappy ass bitch drink that makes dudes want to puke because of the shitty ass sour taste

Fuck that smirnoff green apple bitch shit, gimme some jack or some henn-dog.

by asdfhj January 21, 2006

74๐Ÿ‘ 143๐Ÿ‘Ž


jolly green giant

a large poop, typically about 5-10 inches in length, that is very green

George had quite the jolly green giant in Barnes and Noble yesterday.

by Tom Clark March 28, 2005

18๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Green dot

an older man who fucks younger girls (typically underage)

โ€œOh yo, did u hear about Joey?โ€
โ€œYeah, that kids a green dot... what a scumbag.โ€

by Lickmuhdick420 December 30, 2017

1๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bonnie Green

Getting dually penetrated by a crutch and a penis.

Timmy was excited when he broke his leg because he knew would be able to Bonnie Green his girlfriend that night.

by The Express June 8, 2012

1๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


green slip

1 feeling or showing pleasure or contentment
2 make (someone) feel very happy, animated or elated

1 the children were green slipped by the performance
2 all this hustle and bustle makes me feel green slipped

by hahahahahhahahahahaha:) August 16, 2010

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