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You probably use this shit too much. You can never find some when you need some and one of your teachers will always have an almost empty bottle of it on their desk but they will never run out somehow.
"Hey man, it's flu season make sure you wash your hands."
"Nah dude it's cool I got some Purell Hand Sanitizer on me."
"Shit can I get some?"
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1. When you bitch smack someone twice. Right then left, left then right, or twice with the same hand.
2. Dope that has been stepped on
1. I am about second hand smack that guy over there talking to my ex.
2. How many hands has this second hand smack been passed through?
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"Come catch my hands after school bitch ass hoe "
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The act of masturbation. (male)
Get out of the freakin' bathroom! What are you doing in there, Launching the Hand Shuttle?
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Dejected, disconsolate, disappointed, depressed.
Ever since he failed to get that promotion, Jerry has been walking around with his arse in his hand.
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When you yourself are not drinking but are around people that are, and as a result their drunkedness rubs off on you.
I was hanging out with that raging whore too much that i started to feel second hand drunkness
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form of measurement;
Comparison of shaft length and hand-size in a formula for measurement of penis size;
the relationship in quantity, amount, or size between a penis shaft and the hand gripping it;
the quantitative relation between a penis and a hand;
the relationship in quantity, amount, or size between a penis and a hand.
He said he's a solid 8 inches and sent you a picture? Did you use the hand to shaft ratio to determine if this is true?
If you go off of the fact that "a hand" is a form of measurement, based on the width of a grown man's hand, understood to equal 4 inches, you can use the hand to shaft ratio to determine the object size at hand.
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