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When a man is comitting anal sex with a female. He then flips her on her back and begins to fist her vagiana. Then he countinues to stroke his penis through the wall of the vagiana.
YOu can't just pull a mexican tug boat with any one, she has to be limber and loose!
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A Mexican who is typically large, has long hair under his/her arms, and fails to take showers.
Man, he had the Feds at his house in the middle of a shower! They must have been looking for a big bad Mexican.
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When you're wrestling and you get a rug-burn on your genitals
Ouch, dude, I need to go splash some cold water on my dick, I just got a Mexican Trouser Burn.
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When a girl eats a large quantity of very hot taco's before being tea bagged, leaving the man with a hot burny sensation on his testicles.
I see Rhonda is packing in those extra hot Tacos, I bet Jerome is going to be getting a mexican heat wave tonight!
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When you pick up a mexican whore on her period then proceed to get a cherry lollypop shove it up that bloody thing and then proceed to cover it in shit then give it to a group of male mexicans saying that it is a popsicle that they deserve to get for their hard labor in the manure farm
Alberto: Hey what did we get paid for our hard work?
Ignacio: We got a Mexican Cherry Swirl
Alberto: Nice!
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When a person with Leprosy starts to get gangrene in their penis, which proceeds to slowly decompose and fall off.
My uncle is a leper, and he has one of the most terrible cases of Mexican Green Rocket ever... And he showed me.
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When at a sporting game, event or music concert in a large stadium, someone stands up and makes their way out of the row to go to the toilet or get a drink. The other people in the row have to stand up and then sit down one after the other to allow the single person to pass by. This creates a mexican wave of people, rather than just their arms. If the rows of seats are long, then the effect is even more enjoyable.
I was at a concert last night and I fancied a beer, but I was in the middle of the row so I caused a Stadium Mexican Wave, it was pretty cool
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